Ash Wednesday

One of my sisters-in-law gave me a great Christmas gift -- an action figure Jesus! Complete with water to be turned into wine, and fish and loaves to be increased in order to feed the multitudes! When I brought it back to Toronto from Ottawa in my carry-on bag, the airport security guys got quite a kick out of it.
However, so far, action figure Jesus has been pretty lame. He hasn't fed any multitudes -- there are still only two fish and five loaves -- and he hasn't made any decent wine to speak of.
He also failed to mesmerize Pushkin with his goodness, and prevent her from knocking down his backdrop.